Why Us?

I love going for walks with Dad. I do. I really do. I get the part that I have to wear a muzzle because people just don't understand that I'm so dang lovable...I DON'T get why these things have to be so uncomfortable! My mom took my measurements (she's awesome!) and hunted in every pet store in town to find something that both fit me and allowed me to breathe better in the hot weather and get a drink whenever I needed one. Hunh. No such luck. Why is it they make laws that I have to wear one of these contraptions yet they don't make them comfy or glamourous? I know I'm a handsome dude (my people tell me every day...even my grandma thinks I'm beautiful!), but you sure can't tell with this thing strapped to my head. Just because it's a sunny, yellow colour and has a little 'monkey' charm on it doesn't mean it's flattering. I'm sad that I have to wear this when I go out (I DO appreciate Dad for looking after me, walking me and letting me explore the world!). I think the people who made these things would be sad if I made them go for walks with their mouths closed. I wonder if they've ever wondered what it would be like to have to breathe through only your nose or take a drink? ... I don't think they have.

Step. 4

Enjoy. .....Geez, can't a guy have a bath without having his picture taken. :)

Step 3.

Hop in. Check for leaks and unwanted material. Option ; add bathing salts if it suits you.

Step. 2.

As your Self Doggy Wash begins to take form, continuously stir the bath with your front paw. It impresses the neighbours and prevents those ugly skum lines from taking place.

New Franchise Business by Brodan

My name is Brodan. I'd like to demonstrate my Self Doggy Bath concept. Step 1, turn on the garden hose and fill rubber maid tub (drink as you need to).

New Trick not quite there yet.

Mastering the coffee pot, to pour me a second cup in the morning has been more challenging than we both imagined. Practice does makes perfect. Might seem a stretch but its the spoon and the stirring that is giving Brodan the most difficulty.

Special Kind of Treats

No, they are not store bought. Mom, baked me my very own "treats", in the shape of a mini-dog-bone. Although they are tiny, i absolutely love them. Mom, please bake some more.