I have a feeling,..i'm getting a bath today

I have a feeling i'm getting a bath today. What's with the conditioner too? First, it's been a while. Second, there is plenty of muck outside these days. Third, Grandma is coming over for a visit today. Here's the kicker. I just might smell a little doggy. Haha. I'm a DOG! Dogs get doggy. Dad took me to Robinson's Hardware with him in the Ford 150 after playing frisbee. After picking up the d-cells he needed. Opening the drivers side door, where i regally sat behind the wheel admiring myself in the rearview mirror, ready to pounce on shop lifters if needed, there was a momentary slow motion reaction from Dad as his head jolted back. A Brodan fart it was not. I guess there was an aroma that waffled his nose hairs, perhaps it was me? I have a feeling,...i'm getting a bath today.