UFO or Wainwright ?

 It happened all so fast. The sky went pitch black over the Madawaska River on a beautiful sunny afternoon.  Then a high pitch shrill is heard high above. As the object passes a flash ultra violet light radiates the river. I then, am spoken to by Nebulous 83. I feel my body begin to be transported, quivering, the ground beneath my feet vibrates and then stops!
Next thing you know these weird alien life forms cover the trees.
UFO ? Or, is there truth to Wainwright's Uranium Underground Weather Station Theory ?