with my Monster Sweater on...

it was a sunny november day,
the sun shining with all its rays,
with my monster sweater on,
feeling cautiously brave,
i tempted fate and stuck my paws,
in the Bay.

helping in the kitchen

in the kitchen,...helping

hmm taking my picture again

knock at the door? wasn't expecting anybody

there's a fine line between the kitchen and the living room i've come to learn. by staying out of the "no fly zone" i can be rewarded with treats and the occasional empty rolo ice cream container. mom sometimes calls me "pre-rinse". i'm not completely sure i understand the meaning.

helping in the kitchen, is my thing,
helping in the kitchen, guarding everything,
smelling, sniffing,
chatting to mom,
a little humming ; a little singing,
..., i'm here,... don't you,  see?
i'm alert, tall , already  pee'd,

you're making dad's favourite,
hamburger soup
hurry up, i may have to poop,
straining to be an angel, or an "A+" pupil
the cupboards are clearly open,
we need more cheese, you simply,
don't have,.. enough

helping in the kitchen, ready to lick the pans
helping in the kitchen, peanut butter and no frills jam?
i'm being good,
as good as i have ever been,
my paws are outside the restriction zone,
turtle, rolo, chocolate death ice cream!

this morning i had expensive strawberry yogurt,
an apple or two,  or three
should i be telling you this ?
holy crap ! where's the goddam cheese?

helping in the kitchen,  give me my cue,
helping in the kitchen, fettuccine sauce will do,
ready to help and ready to clean
i'm Brodan,
the pre rinse machine/

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