Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Nocturnal Creature 0 Brodan 1

In Ontario, Brodan our beloved GSP/Am Pitbull has 800 sq.ft. of freedom, known as our private backyard. NC [Nocturnal Creature] decided to take up residence underneath our deck. Sleeping it was. During our late afternoon game of frisbee, Brodan detected a whiff. A foreign visitor had perpetrated our border [without proper papers]. The game of frisbee ended abruptly. Border patrol was called. Search & Destroy was called. My worst fears was yet another skunk. I could hear & slightly see the encounter. I waited for the spray ; the awful pungent odour. It didn't come. Why? Oh my, please don't let it be the neighbours cat? Albert's cat? That would be a Shakespearean Tragedy. l Finally after thirty seconds, Brodan surfaces looking unharmed, and no detection of pepe le pu. With B-Man safely in the confines of our house, I take my first look under the deck, where upon staring right back at me with eyes fully dilated is,.. Mr. Racoon. Fudge!

Friday, September 23, 2011

The Case of the Socks that moved?

One of Brodan's secondary interests are socks, especially folded or bundled socks. If B-Man spots my running socks on the stairs by the front door he will on occasion hide them on me ; i think to prevent me from going running. Oh ya, the Brod-master is scholaristic intelligent. Wednesday evening my wife and I went to our Yoga class and she left her athletic socks on the the third step by the front door. One hour later. Arriving back home my wife finds her socks placed on our kitchen table top. Now if an Extraterrestrial being from another galaxy, has a the capability of moving items such as socks through thin air, that is one thing. However, the socks my wife found on the kitchen table top were on the moist side, suggestion.................the B-Man was at work. Mystery solved my dear Holmes. The B-Man of the Baskervilles.

Thursday, September 15, 2011

Brodan salutes Wallace the Pitbull

http://www.pitbullunited.com/wallacethepitbull/ Brodan salutes Wallace! Have a great day Wallace.

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Beware Pitbull on Potassium

Cantelope, Honey Dew, Muskmelon, Peaches, and Brodan's favourite next to peanutbutter & Nutella sandwiches..bananas. A startling new marker, recent craze if you will, and becoming a glowing phenomenom, the yellow banana, not too ripe. Here's the recipe. Taste of the Wild - Buffalo flavour dog food carefully sliced thinned with half a banana. Slightly stirred. Or slightly shaken. Serve. Reccommended servings one dog ; one breakfast.