Thursday, December 26, 2013

What's that Smell ?

German Shorthaired Pointer super sense of smell once again comes in handy
  this photo could be used for a creative writing class, whereby the exercise is to develop a short story from a moment in time. B-Man's sensory of smell is 10,000 times more sensitive than the next know species on planet Earth. On the other end,.............   B-man's ability to break wind & allow those even those without a sense of smell, to enjoy his digestive aroma is 10,000 times as fierce than the BEST Fat man on the pork & bean cleanse.

Monday, December 23, 2013

Happy Eggnog

Brodan and i want to wish everyone a very special Happy Eggnog!.
Have a safe and a Memorable Holiday : Brodan wants to thank Justine, Jo-Anne, Irene,  Elaine, T$, Charlie, T$' mother, next door neighbour, Jack the OPP, all the dogs that pass by our house, guy at the end of Hickling Trail, kids at school bus stop, Matt, David, Blythe Academy, the Barrie Colts, Vanilla Gorilla, Albert, Barrie SPCA, Old Spice Swagger Body Wash, Costco Dog Treats, Bark & Mews, Abacus, Roo, Whispering Pines, Georgian College Students, Tim Horton's Macadamia Cookie, Pet Valu, Pet Store at Livingstone & St. Vincent, Kit, Michelle V., Nicole & Marc R., Shelly Foster-O., Heather P., Kelly S., and Sheri A., and to everyone else,... as Brodan knows he has  overlooked someone special.

Thursday, December 12, 2013

Brodan wants to hear from you. Now on FB.

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Brodan/433522546747727?ref=hlhttps://www.facebook.com/pages/Brodan/433522546747727?ref=hl

 People who have come to know Brodan having fallen in love with him. Over the course of the last year but most recently the last two months, Brodan has been encourage to create his on FB page.
After initially resisting, today marks the birth of Brodan's FB page.

Become a fan. Brodan love everyone from all over the globe. Let's know where you're from.

Monday, December 9, 2013

Back Seat Dog



My Co-Pilot making sure we make all the right turns,...to the cottage.
He knows them all.

Monday, November 25, 2013

with my Monster Sweater on...

it was a sunny november day,
the sun shining with all its rays,
with my monster sweater on,
feeling cautiously brave,
i tempted fate and stuck my paws,
in the Bay.

Saturday, November 2, 2013

helping in the kitchen

in the kitchen,...helping
hmm taking my picture again

knock at the door? wasn't expecting anybody













there's a fine line between the kitchen and the living room i've come to learn. by staying out of the "no fly zone" i can be rewarded with treats and the occasional empty rolo ice cream container. mom sometimes calls me "pre-rinse". i'm not completely sure i understand the meaning.

helping in the kitchen, is my thing,
helping in the kitchen, guarding everything,
smelling, sniffing,
chatting to mom,
a little humming ; a little singing,
..., i'm here,... don't you,  see?
i'm alert, tall , already  pee'd,

you're making dad's favourite,
hamburger soup
hurry up, i may have to poop,
straining to be an angel, or an "A+" pupil
the cupboards are clearly open,
we need more cheese, you simply,
don't have,.. enough

helping in the kitchen, ready to lick the pans
helping in the kitchen, peanut butter and no frills jam?
i'm being good,
as good as i have ever been,
my paws are outside the restriction zone,
turtle, rolo, chocolate death ice cream!

this morning i had expensive strawberry yogurt,
an apple or two,  or three
should i be telling you this ?
holy crap ! where's the goddam cheese?

helping in the kitchen,  give me my cue,
helping in the kitchen, fettuccine sauce will do,
ready to help and ready to clean
i'm Brodan,
the pre rinse machine/

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